WARNING: Do not easily believe what IMDb has to say on Love Bite. Indignantly just a 3.7/10 (how aggravating!), close that tab and just listen to Russovoir - two minutes and he's going to have you watch it.
Russovoir has seen a handful of werewolf-themed films in retrospect. Yes, including the accursed Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) in The Twilight Saga; he's another day's cup of tea. Recently, Werewolf: The Beast Among Us (2012) fascinated Russovoir for its story kept him in suspicion who among them is the beast (hence the title). And when you finally realized who, you find yourself torn between morality and reason, with which lingers soon after. Sure, it's reminiscent of The Wolfman (2010). Despite so, besides you become part of the 'search team' to end the plague, Guy Wilson (Daniel) and Rachel DiPillo's (Eva) chemistry was as pulling as a full moon in a pitch black sky.
Like the phases of the moon, Love Bite is one phase from the cycle of werewolf related stories. Uniquely, it is a romantic comedy horror. Trust the British that genre is possible; trust, from experience, their story lines are impressively and curiously always a novelty.
Virgins. It only eats virgins this werewolf whose strongly presumed identity makes one emotionally affected to the lovelorn Jamie (Ed Speleers), comforted by the thought it's for the common good. Still a virgin? Don't worry, Love Bite fucks you with its phallic wit and hormonal antics (in their sexy British accent). And of course, what pressure to these four (4) friends who, until the werewolf scare, had lied about their virginity. Just fuck anyone, how hard could it be?
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